Why is everything sooo much funnier in the early morning? It’s almost like you’re high and just laugh at everything.

#GPOY  

Yeah…that drink…still didn’t happen.

Jack, Jim, and Jose. The only men I trust.

#LOL  #I remember this  #I LOVED THIS  #HFJKGHJFKDL  

Any time ma belle, that’s what friends do ♥

AWWWWW!!!!! asdfghjkljhgzasdfghjkljhgfdsdfghjklkjhgfdsdfghjk! Yous a cutie, woman! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I have that sometimes. As long as you’re alright.

I’m alright, ma belle :) Thank you for worrying <3

I never thought Megan Fox was hot. I mean she’s got pretty things about her. But overall, I just don’t think she’s a big deal.

I shall overcome the lazy turdness & get my ass up for soda. At 3:12 am. LOL. I’m going to regret this tomorrow. OH WAIT. I don’t have classes tomorrow. SCORE!

I’m so thirsty and the fridge is sooooo far away.

#lazy  #piece  #of  #shit  #right  #here  #ugh  #soooo  #far  #away  #first  #world  #problems  

Send me these and I’ll love you down c;

BLACK = I would date you.

GREEN = I think you’re cute.

BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.

GREY = I wish you would notice me.

PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

TEAL = We have a lot in common.

YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.

ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.

BROWN = I don’t like you.

PINK = I think you are unattractive.

RED = I hate you with a burning passion.

WHITE = You scare me.

(Source: miamiwhiteshark, via maurafreakingisles)